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Funny Signatures.

Life's full of ups and downs. Always look on to the bright side... or in some case, the brighter side...
Had been busy, and drained. Too tired to think and comment.
But there's always time for laughters, some very interesting "email signatures" below (= ... which will probably appeal mostly to computer nerds only hee hee. (to those who took the module Mobile Comms. before, you'll probably enjoy the one which says "Shift happens." =P)

To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
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How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
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The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
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Linux: The Ultimate NT Service Pack
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MCSE == Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert
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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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Think different? I'd be happy if most people would just think...
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PHP: Pornographic Hypertext Processor
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If Peter Piper pickles a peck of Python packages, can he pack the pickled
Python peckers in a proper packing place?
-- Found on comp.lang.python
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Why do geeks think Halloween and Christmas occur on the same day?
Because 31oct = 25dec!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary
mathematics and those who don't.
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I doubt, therefore I might be.
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A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.
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"Cheap", "Fast", "Right" -- pick two.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right!
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Bumper sticker: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Shift happens.
-- Doppler
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Place mark here ->[ ]<- if you want a dirty monitor.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of
watching television."
-- Cal Keegan
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This is an object-oriented system.
If we change anything, the users object.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code,
fix one bug, compile it again...
101 little bugs in the code....
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Mosher's Law of Software Engineering:
Don't worry if it doesn't work right.
If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
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A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station...
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Comments

limpeh said…
Oh man, this is really something that only programmers like us will understand. Damn funny though.

BTW, your comment page is being spammed. Time to turn on word verification.
October 18, 2005 11:00 PM
egeus said…
ah, I did not know there is such a feature call word verification. heh heh. okay its on! thanks!
October 19, 2005 6:41 AM
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