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One Minute Singapore (Commuter) Four.

We are continuing the Commuter-Series from long time ago. Thanks to some experiences I had on the bus. Now that I am no longer that tired and start noticing the environment, my urge to complain and blog came back.

Sitting at the back row of the bus, three commuters really irritated me.

Irritant #1: He was playing techno music so loudly on his phone. This DJ-Wannabe boy probably just wanted to share his lousy music with the rest of the world. Imagine loud, high pitched, fast tempo noise? Yes you get the picture...

What I wanted to do?: Snatch his phone and throw it on the ground. If it doesn't break, I will pick it up and throw till it breaks.

Irritant #2: He was enjoying his wonderful Mc-Chicken meal in the bus. Using his wonderful skills, he managed his burger with one hand and chili sauce on the other (he squeezed some sauce onto his burger). I think next time he should also try having steak or chili crab in the bus. If not, a bowl of laksa would be good too.

What I wanted to do?: Grab the chili sauce from him and spread it on his face. Then smear the sauce of his burger on his nose like applying suntan lotion. Maybe I will also pour his cola down his shirt too. The chili maybe too hot for him to handle, need to cool off abit.

Irritant #3: He sat with his right leg raised against the chair in front. I ain't sure if he had swollen testicles or he wanted to stretch his thighs. Maybe he was kicked on his groin before he boarded the bus.

What i wanted to do?: Since I was sitting on the elevated seats of the last row, Ii wanted to just raise my foot and stamp on his head. Maybe a good kick will give him a wake-up call. Not too interested in inflicting anymore injury to his groin.

Luckily I was in control, otherwise I can't imagine what would had happened to myself.

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