New Year, new complains, ha ha, no larh, I mean new observations on our favourite public transport.
I walked into the zoo one day. There were two chimps hanging on the rings, while a maid was frantically chasing one around the cabin. Maybe not zoo, more like circus. Cuz I saw their mum standing there nonchalantly, and heard her whispered,"Monkey Show ar". I think she must had been dreaming of her children becoming the next Singapore gymnastics gold medalists! Amazing sight. Thankfully it wasn't rush hour. The auntie sitting beside me expressed her disapproval by going, "tsk tsk tsk".
Have you ever watched a game of American football? *BOOM!* Two bodies collided right in front of me in the train. It was truly a display of Singapore spirit of Kiasuism to the greatest height. Just that it wasn't exactly a game, but a competition for the only seat. And the participants were two (yes you guessed it) aunties. I was taken aback by the impact of their collision. As the door opened, both of them rushed in for the same seat. They were not afraid to put their body to the test. If only one of them had given up, it would not have been such an interesting sight for me. In every game, there is a winner and a loser. The loser, stood that, and stared at the winner with the most 臭 face I ever seen. You can say she was a sore loser. hah hah.
At least one of my encounter was entertaining to quite a few people in the train. The guy sitting beside me fell asleep and started to do the "head-drooping" thingy towards me. So to avoid him leaning against me, I sat up really straight. I thought he might wake up and realised that he was being a obnoxious. Amazingly, his head went lower and lower. This poor chap must had been dead tired. I was thinking "woah woah woah" and tried to laugh over it. Suddenly his handphone rang. He woke up, looked at his phone, cleared his throat and sat up straight. Sitting across, a few passengers were smiling mischievously at him. Yeah, they were his friends who had saved him from embarrassment by waking him up discreetly.
Wonder what interesting sights await me tommorow!
I walked into the zoo one day. There were two chimps hanging on the rings, while a maid was frantically chasing one around the cabin. Maybe not zoo, more like circus. Cuz I saw their mum standing there nonchalantly, and heard her whispered,"Monkey Show ar". I think she must had been dreaming of her children becoming the next Singapore gymnastics gold medalists! Amazing sight. Thankfully it wasn't rush hour. The auntie sitting beside me expressed her disapproval by going, "tsk tsk tsk".
Have you ever watched a game of American football? *BOOM!* Two bodies collided right in front of me in the train. It was truly a display of Singapore spirit of Kiasuism to the greatest height. Just that it wasn't exactly a game, but a competition for the only seat. And the participants were two (yes you guessed it) aunties. I was taken aback by the impact of their collision. As the door opened, both of them rushed in for the same seat. They were not afraid to put their body to the test. If only one of them had given up, it would not have been such an interesting sight for me. In every game, there is a winner and a loser. The loser, stood that, and stared at the winner with the most 臭 face I ever seen. You can say she was a sore loser. hah hah.
At least one of my encounter was entertaining to quite a few people in the train. The guy sitting beside me fell asleep and started to do the "head-drooping" thingy towards me. So to avoid him leaning against me, I sat up really straight. I thought he might wake up and realised that he was being a obnoxious. Amazingly, his head went lower and lower. This poor chap must had been dead tired. I was thinking "woah woah woah" and tried to laugh over it. Suddenly his handphone rang. He woke up, looked at his phone, cleared his throat and sat up straight. Sitting across, a few passengers were smiling mischievously at him. Yeah, they were his friends who had saved him from embarrassment by waking him up discreetly.
Wonder what interesting sights await me tommorow!
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