If you were thinking this post is about the bed side stuffs, you would be disappointed. After coming up with a list for myself, I thought it will be good to try to come up with a Top-Ten list for HER. Once again it is for fun, not what my girlfriend wants. =p Ladies, how wrong am I on this...?
1. He must be able to listen. To hear complain, whine, cry, scream. Rather he must be able to be there when I do all of the above. Comprehending isn't necessary.
2. He must be witty. To make me laugh with some intelligent jokes. To tell me those intelligent trivial, eg. Which is the longest bridge in the world?
3. He must be sporty. Soccer, blading, tennis, swimming, table tennis, badminton, whatever, he can. This is so that we can do these sports together. Even when I don't like the sun or don't feel like moving, I can tell my friends how cool my bf is when he blades down ECP. Being sporty also means having the next quality...
4. He must be fit. Don't have to be six packs and muscular. In fact, that is so eeeewwww. Maybe just four or five packs will do. Don't have to lift me up, but must carry my shopping bags around and not complain his feet are tired.
5. Did I mention he must like to go shopping with me? Tho' he don't have to like shopping itself.
6. He must say that I am pretty and do those sweet sweet romantic things for me. Can be flowers, chocolates, lil' gifts, cards, etc. He should remember all those special dates, eg. my birthday, our first date, the first time we kissed, our monthly anniversary, my parents' birthdays, etc.
7. He must say that I am pretty. I repeated twice because this is very important. Although it is so, I will not need to tell him to say it. He should automatically tell me whenever it is the right time. Don't ask me when is the right time cuz I don't know. Just don't say it till it sounds too fake lah.
8. He must send me home after our dates. Perhaps not every date initially but once we get steady, he should send me home. That does not mean I am not capable of taking care of myself. However I like that sense of security when he sends me home and the lil' walks... Awwwww...
9. He must kiss well. That means kiss me only when I want to. Kiss me only where I want to. Kiss me only how I want to. If he thinks all girls like that same tongue thingy, he's so wrong. Okay lah, I admit sometimes its good, but... This is so embarrassing! -blushes-
10. Of cuz last but not least, he must be caring, understanding, sincere, cool, reliable, tender, loving, sensitive, unassuming, cooks, do housework, filial, nice to my parents, able to present himself well in front of my relatives and friends, etc. Please see Appendix A for the complete list. Handsome or cute, successful, earning big bucks are bonuses. Oops, I would like to change that last sentence, earning big bucks is very very important! Afterall, eventually I want to be a Tai Tai!
This list is definitely NOT describing myself. I am definitely VERY bored when I travel to work. What's next? I think I should come up with a list of what my bosses want!!!
1. He must be able to listen. To hear complain, whine, cry, scream. Rather he must be able to be there when I do all of the above. Comprehending isn't necessary.
2. He must be witty. To make me laugh with some intelligent jokes. To tell me those intelligent trivial, eg. Which is the longest bridge in the world?
3. He must be sporty. Soccer, blading, tennis, swimming, table tennis, badminton, whatever, he can. This is so that we can do these sports together. Even when I don't like the sun or don't feel like moving, I can tell my friends how cool my bf is when he blades down ECP. Being sporty also means having the next quality...
4. He must be fit. Don't have to be six packs and muscular. In fact, that is so eeeewwww. Maybe just four or five packs will do. Don't have to lift me up, but must carry my shopping bags around and not complain his feet are tired.
5. Did I mention he must like to go shopping with me? Tho' he don't have to like shopping itself.
6. He must say that I am pretty and do those sweet sweet romantic things for me. Can be flowers, chocolates, lil' gifts, cards, etc. He should remember all those special dates, eg. my birthday, our first date, the first time we kissed, our monthly anniversary, my parents' birthdays, etc.
7. He must say that I am pretty. I repeated twice because this is very important. Although it is so, I will not need to tell him to say it. He should automatically tell me whenever it is the right time. Don't ask me when is the right time cuz I don't know. Just don't say it till it sounds too fake lah.
8. He must send me home after our dates. Perhaps not every date initially but once we get steady, he should send me home. That does not mean I am not capable of taking care of myself. However I like that sense of security when he sends me home and the lil' walks... Awwwww...
9. He must kiss well. That means kiss me only when I want to. Kiss me only where I want to. Kiss me only how I want to. If he thinks all girls like that same tongue thingy, he's so wrong. Okay lah, I admit sometimes its good, but... This is so embarrassing! -blushes-
10. Of cuz last but not least, he must be caring, understanding, sincere, cool, reliable, tender, loving, sensitive, unassuming, cooks, do housework, filial, nice to my parents, able to present himself well in front of my relatives and friends, etc. Please see Appendix A for the complete list. Handsome or cute, successful, earning big bucks are bonuses. Oops, I would like to change that last sentence, earning big bucks is very very important! Afterall, eventually I want to be a Tai Tai!
This list is definitely NOT describing myself. I am definitely VERY bored when I travel to work. What's next? I think I should come up with a list of what my bosses want!!!
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